Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour!
USTUDIO Design

Demotivational Pencils | HB Pencil Set

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Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour! A pencil set that defines the sarcastic British sense of humour - no matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. They're packaged in a bright and colourful gift box which means they're great as a stationery gift for someone who appreciates ironic humour. The slogans on the Demotivational pencils are:

  • False hope is better than no hope
  • Do your best. Or don't, whatever
  • Be prepared. Always have an excuse
  • Teamwork means sharing the blame
  • Mistakes are stepping stones to failure
  • Think positive. Not everyone hates you

USTUDIO Design are a Bristol based producer of contemporary, art led greeting cards. From time to time, they also make stationery and gift products, especially when a project comes along that fits with their ethos and sense of fun. Their pencil sets are made in the UK using wood from sustainable forests in Europe.

  • Box of six pre-sharpened HB pencils
  • Square pencils with six different 'demotivational' slogans - square is the new hex!
  • Natural wood with colour dipped ends
  • Made in the UK

 

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