The Doctor is a fine quality beard balm for taming and shaping and named after one of the most famous beard 'sporting' heroes, WG Grace. from Triumph and Disaster
The Doctor is a fine quality beard balm for taming and shaping and named after one of the most famous beard 'sporting' heroes, WG Grace. from Triumph and Disaster
The Doctor is a fine quality beard balm for taming and shaping and named after one of the most famous beard 'sporting' heroes, WG Grace. from Triumph and Disaster lifestyle image in hand
The Doctor is a fine quality beard balm for taming and shaping and named after one of the most famous beard 'sporting' heroes, WG Grace. from Triumph and Disaster
The Doctor is a fine quality beard balm for taming and shaping and named after one of the most famous beard 'sporting' heroes, WG Grace. from Triumph and Disaster
The Doctor is a fine quality beard balm for taming and shaping and named after one of the most famous beard 'sporting' heroes, WG Grace. from Triumph and Disaster lifestyle image in hand
Triumph & Disaster

The Doctor | Natural Beard Balm | 65g

£25.00
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  • Inventory on the way

New Zealand brand, Triumph and Disaster produce fantastic, natural male grooming products. This is 'The Doctor,' a fine quality beard balm for taming and shaping and named after one of the most famous beard 'sporting' heroes, WG Grace.

The scent is moody and sensual from the combination of Vetiver, Moss and Bergamot. T&D describe the smell as 'Assassin Smoke and Abandoned Temple!' It has a dry, non greasy formula and is made from 100% natural ingredients, giving a firm hold and shape to your facial hair.

If anybody takes the effort to grow a beard (and yes, it is a commitment!) then they should not be using cheap and nasty products on their resplendent facial hair. A beard is a noble endeavour and should be treated as such.

  • Firm hold and non-greasy
  • 100% natural ingredients
  • Suits all skin and hair types
  • 65g pot

Aqua (Water), Kaolin Colloidal, Beeswax (Cera Alba), Jojoba Seed Oil (Simmondsis Chinesis), Stearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Cocoate, Shea Butter (Butyrosphermum Parkii), Carnauba Wax (Copernicia Cerifera), VP/VA Copolymer, Glycerine, Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis), Kawakawa Leaves (Macropiper Excelsum), PEG 29 Castor Oil, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Phenoxyethanol, Parfum, Polysorbate 60, Tamanu Seed Oil (Calophyllum Tacamahaca).

We ship to all UK Mainland addresses. Shipping choices and charges are calculated by weight and size and we offer the following shipping options:

Small items / large letter size

Royal Mail 48: (delivery aim 2/3 working days but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £3.50

Royal Mail 24: (delivery aim next working day but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £5.00

Medium Parcels between 1-2 kgs

Royal Mail 24: (delivery aim next working day but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £8.00

Royal Mail 48: (delivery aim 2/3 working days but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £6.00

Large Parcels between 2-20 kgs

Royal Mail 24: (delivery aim next working day but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £12.00

Royal Mail 48: (delivery aim 2/3 working days but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £10.00

General

Any order over £50 is free delivery and will be shipped using a Tracked 48 service.

Delivery methods are auto-calculated at checkout and are dependent on size and weight.

Orders received by 2pm will usually be dispatched same day. Note: We do not dispatch orders on Saturdays or Sundays.

We currently ship to the following countries / territories:

USA / Canada

Australia / New Zealand / Japan / Singapore / South Korea / UAE.

Mainland Europe (EU) / Norway / Switzerland / Iceland

Duty and Taxes

All overseas orders are currently shipped DAP (delivered at place.)

This means that the customer is responsible for any import duty, local tax and any handling surcharge by the shipping company.

Note : We do not charge UK VAT on export orders.

The current UK VAT rate of 20% will be removed from the order value at checkout if the delivery address is outside of the UK.

Please note, that if you refuse to accept the goods from our nominated courier for any reason other than clear and obvious damage to the box or shipping container or product, or do not provide the correct information necessary for delivery of goods and subsequently the products are returned to us, we reserve the right to charge a discretionary restocking fee of up to £10 per item.

Cost of Shipping

The estimated time of delivery for international parcels is 5 to 10 working days throughout most destinations worldwide. Some remote destinations however can take a little longer. 

Shipping charges are calculated by weight and size as follows:

Europe

Small items (up to 0.5 kg) - Royal Mail £10

Larger items (up to 2 kgs) Royal Mail - £15

Over 2 kgs - UPS - £25

U.S. | Canada | RoW

Small items (up to 0.5 kg) - Royal Mail £15

Larger items (up to 2 kgs) Royal Mail - £25

Over 2 kgs - UPS - £40 (USA only)

Cut off for processing via courier is 2pm Mon-Fri for international delivery. Orders received after this will not be collected until the following working day.

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Natural, Ethical, effective

Male Grooming

Triumph & Disaster are a modern-day apothecary and natural skincare foundry from New Zealand that make haircare and skincare products predominantly (but not exclusively) for men.

Triumph & Disaster was founded in 2011 by Dion Nash, a former international cricketer who played for New Zealand for nearly 10 years before retiring due to injury. His passion for skincare dates to his time spent enduring sun, wind and sweat whilst playing professional sport. He wanted to create a brand that was clean, natural, ethical, and effective, using the latest green science and proven ingredients.

Triumph & Disaster
Holistic Self-Care

The brand’s name comes from the poem “If—” by Rudyard Kipling, which encourages the reader to treat triumph and disaster equally and to keep moving forward. The quote from the poem is ‘if you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters just the same’. We love this ethos, and the brand!

Triumph and Disaster’s founder, Dion Nash, has described the brand as being about “helping men be the best they can be, not just in terms of their appearance, but in terms of their confidence, their approach to life, and their impact on the world.” This commitment to holistic self-care is reflected in the brand’s use of natural and organic ingredients, which are chosen for their effectiveness and their gentleness on both the skin and the environment.

Kind To The World
For Gentle Men

The brand’s name comes from the poem “If—” by Rudyard Kipling, which encourages the reader to treat triumph and disaster equally and to keep moving forward. The quote from the poem is ‘if you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters just the same’. We love this ethos, and the brand!

Triumph and Disaster’s founder, Dion Nash, has described the brand as being about “helping men be the best they can be, not just in terms of their appearance, but in terms of their confidence, their approach to life, and their impact on the world.” This commitment to holistic self-care is reflected in the brand’s use of natural and organic ingredients, which are chosen for their effectiveness and their gentleness on both the skin and the environment.

Scent and Sensibility

Bespoke Aromas

Triumph and Disaster embraces a sense of ruggedness and individuality that is often associated with the New Zealand identity. The brand’s packaging and branding have a vintage, masculine feel, appealing to those who value traditional craftsmanship and quality.

Each product is infused with bespoke Triumph & Disaster aromas, natural blends of complex notes that evoke old fashioned values from simpler times. The brand wants to empower men to be their best selves, while embracing and caring about the world around them.

Triumph & Disaster | FAQs

Triumph & Disaster products are made with natural ingredients that are derived from nature but engineered with science. They use plant-based extracts, oils, clays, minerals and vitamins that are proven to be effective, safe and gentle on the skin and hair. Some of the key ingredients include:

- Horopito: A native New Zealand plant that has anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties.
- Ponga: A fern extract that helps to tighten and tone the skin.
- Volcanic ash: A natural exfoliant that removes dead skin cells and impurities.
- Green clay: A detoxifying agent that absorbs excess oil and dirt.
- Tamanu oil: A healing oil that promotes skin regeneration and reduces scars.
- Argan oil: A nourishing oil that hydrates and softens the hair and skin.
- Acacia gum: A natural polymer that provides hold and texture to the hair.

Triumph & Disaster products are designed to be easy to use and effective for men's grooming needs. You can find detailed instructions on how to use each product on their website or on the packaging. Generally speaking, you should follow these steps:

- Cleanse your skin and hair with a gentle but thorough cleanser, such as Triumph and Disaster's Logic Toner or Ritual Face Cleanser.
- Exfoliate your skin once or twice a week with a scrub that removes dead skin cells and impurities, such as Triumph and Disaster's Rock & Roll Suicide Face Scrub or Coltrane Clay.
- Moisturize your skin with a hydrating and nourishing cream or oil, such as Triumph and Disaster's Gameface Moisturizer.
- Treat any specific concerns or issues with a targeted product that addresses your needs, such as Triumph and Disaster's Dark Moon Hydrating Cream for night-time hydration or Fibre Royale for styling your hair.

Yes, Triumph & Disaster products are suitable for sensitive skin as they are made with natural ingredients that are gentle on the skin.

However, if you have any allergies or skin conditions, we recommend doing a patch test before using any new product.

Yes! Backed up by Ethical Elephant - Triumph & Disaster is cruelty-free.

None of Triumph & Disaster’s ingredients, formulations, or finished products are tested on animals, anywhere in the world.

Triumph & Disaster is a brand that stands out for its quality, authenticity, and personality.

  • Their products are made with natural ingredients that are good for your skin and hair, as well as for the planet.
  • Their products are formulated with science to ensure they deliver results.
  • Their products are also infused with signature scents that evoke a sense of adventure and character.
  • And finally, their products are inspired by a poem that reminds us to live with courage and grace - and they look great on your bathroom shelf!

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