Commiserations | Humour Greeting Card
- Free UK shipping on orders over £50
- In stock, ready to ship
- Inventory on the way
'Commiserations, you're really old'. A funny birthday card featuring dark wry humour from Al Murphy, and is illustrated in his comedic art style. A tongue in cheek greetings card to give to your least sensitive friend on their birthday, and is deliberately left blank inside for your own Happy Birthday message.
- Blank Inside
- Greeting Card and Envelope
- Folded Card Size 15x15cm
- Printed in the UK on FSC approved board
- Fully recyclable
- Birthday Card artwork by Al Murphy
'Toasted' is a greeting card range by USTUDIO Design, bringing together a collection of artists and illustrators from around the world to create a diverse card range bursting with humour and creativity. The greeting card range is called 'Toasted' as it features artwork to be celebrated.
We ship to all UK Mainland addresses. Shipping choices and charges are calculated by weight and size and we offer the following shipping options:
Small items / large letter size
Royal Mail 48: (delivery aim 2/3 working days but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £3.50
Royal Mail 24: (delivery aim next working day but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £5.00
Medium Parcels between 1-2 kgs
Royal Mail 24: (delivery aim next working day but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £8.00
Royal Mail 48: (delivery aim 2/3 working days but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £6.00
Large Parcels between 2-20 kgs
Royal Mail 24: (delivery aim next working day but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £12.00
Royal Mail 48: (delivery aim 2/3 working days but not guaranteed; fully tracked): £10.00
Any order over £50 is free delivery and will be shipped using a Tracked 48 service.
Delivery methods are auto-calculated at checkout and are dependent on size and weight.
Orders received by 2pm will usually be dispatched same day. Note: We do not dispatch orders on Saturdays or Sundays.
We currently ship to the following countries / territories:
USA / Canada
Australia / New Zealand / Japan / Singapore / South Korea / UAE.
Mainland Europe (EU) / Norway / Switzerland / Iceland
Duty and Taxes
All overseas orders are currently shipped DAP (delivered at place.)
This means that the customer is responsible for any import duty, local tax and any handling surcharge by the shipping company.
Note : We do not charge UK VAT on export orders.
The current UK VAT rate of 20% will be removed from the order value at checkout if the delivery address is outside of the UK.
Please note, that if you refuse to accept the goods from our nominated courier for any reason other than clear and obvious damage to the box or shipping container or product, or do not provide the correct information necessary for delivery of goods and subsequently the products are returned to us, we reserve the right to charge a discretionary restocking fee of up to £10 per item.
Cost of Shipping
The estimated time of delivery for international parcels is 5 to 10 working days throughout most destinations worldwide. Some remote destinations however can take a little longer.
Shipping charges are calculated by weight and size as follows:
Small items (up to 0.5 kg) - Royal Mail £10
Larger items (up to 2 kgs) Royal Mail - £15
Over 2 kgs - UPS - £25
U.S. | Canada | RoW
Small items (up to 0.5 kg) - Royal Mail £15
Larger items (up to 2 kgs) Royal Mail - £25
Over 2 kgs - UPS - £40 (USA only)
Cut off for processing via courier is 2pm Mon-Fri for international delivery. Orders received after this will not be collected until the following working day.